10. They’d rather attend a protest rally then help the country unite behind our new President
9. They don’t believe in celebrating our democracy and a peaceful transfer of power
8. They’ve been too depressed to go outside since the election
7. They haven’t showered since November 8th, 2016
6. Setting the right example has never really been their thing
5. They are scared of tweets and tweedy bird
4. It’s not a safe space
3. Their feelings got hurt so they took their “Respect the Office & Constitution Ball” and went home crying to Mommy
2. They didn’t get the memo that Secretary Clinton is attending
- They don’t respect American voters and their decision
=420 
=449