Chinah Joe Kissing Santa Chairman Xi


Unattributed by #LGB


I saw Chinah Joe kissing Chairman Xi

Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn’t see Hunter creep

Down the stairs to take a leak

He thought he was back up in the Lincoln Bedroom

Licking Lyndsey Graham’s feet


Then I saw Chinah Joe tickle Chairman Xi

Underneath his double chin, so blubbery and saggy

Oh what a laugh it would have been

If Dr Jill had only seen

Chinah Joe sharing fortune cookies with Chairman Xi last night!


Then I saw Chairman Xi changing Chinah Joe’s Diaper

Right beside the East Room Christmas tree last night

Chinah Joe just didn’t see

Jen Psaki and Merrick Garland take a peek

Or hear that crazy Rachel Levine yelling ‘EEEEEEK!!


Oh what a laugh it would have been

If Floppy Mike and Barrack Hussein

Had seen Hunter, Dr Jill, Chairman Xi, Chinah Joe

Frank Luntz, Senator Lyndsey, Chuck Schumer and Drunk Nancy

In the White House jacuzzi under the mistletoe last night!!!!!!!


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Author: Guardian 6

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