Unattributed by #LGB
I saw Chinah Joe kissing Chairman Xi
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn’t see Hunter creep
Down the stairs to take a leak
He thought he was back up in the Lincoln Bedroom
Licking Lyndsey Graham’s feet
Then I saw Chinah Joe tickle Chairman Xi
Underneath his double chin, so blubbery and saggy
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Dr Jill had only seen
Chinah Joe sharing fortune cookies with Chairman Xi last night!
Then I saw Chairman Xi changing Chinah Joe’s Diaper
Right beside the East Room Christmas tree last night
Chinah Joe just didn’t see
Jen Psaki and Merrick Garland take a peek
Or hear that crazy Rachel Levine yelling ‘EEEEEEK!!
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Floppy Mike and Barrack Hussein
Had seen Hunter, Dr Jill, Chairman Xi, Chinah Joe
Frank Luntz, Senator Lyndsey, Chuck Schumer and Drunk Nancy
In the White House jacuzzi under the mistletoe last night!!!!!!!
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