by Matthews Cooper
Dateline Dayton, OH May 4, 2020
Former Vice President Joe Biden is absolutely right, “we need more economic intercourse.” A brilliant insight from our slow footed, confused, Democratic Party leader. Come on man, Joe is right and he has been in DC for so long, he doesn’t know if he’s in the US Senate, the current VP or the Democratic presidential nominee. His lack of mental agility and confusion is exactly what we need in the White House. Lobbyists, PACs, AOC, George Soros and China will be able to take full advantage of Joe and fulfill our progressive agenda.
Former CIA Director Robert Gates gave this evaluation about Joe Biden, “Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades.” Clearly this has not scared away informed democratic voters. Quite to the contrary, the average democratic voter is counting on Joe to get everything wrong. My democratic colleagues love dysfunction, chaos and failure. We pride ourselves on being a Doomsday Machine. Look at democratic led states and cities, they’re a mess. Exactly. As democrats we are not offering independence and prosperity, our main offering is dependency. As democrats we offer unemployment, food stamps and low end equality. Attack the rich, remove opportunity and kill prosperity. Joe Biden will deliver killing opportunity and prosperity for all.
Joe Biden hasn’t had an original thought in decades. He has plagiarized Bernie Sanders and AOCs platform, and candidly it is welcomed. The Biden Platform is plagiarized and glorious:
- Living Wage for everyone. $15 in 2020 growing up to $20 by 2050.
- Green New Deal. Air travel eliminated in 2024. All gas engine cars must be turned into a processing center for disassembling by July 1st 2022 as part of the Car Elimination Act.
- 31 Genders Federally Standardization. Otherwise known as the Baskin Robins gender mandate, equal opportunity laws will now require gender compliance with federal set-asides to fast track more gender confusion.
- Open Borders. Everyone is welcome and Americans will pay for illegal aliens by paying $3K per student for public school.
- Social Monitoring & Scoring (SMS). The FCC will be absorbed in the SMS. The SMS will begin monitoring American communications and scoring each citizen on a scale of 1 to 100, 100 being a fully compliant, progressive thinking citizen that can be trusted. Americans will be assigned the following labels: Progressive Hero 90 – 100; Progressive Worker 80 – 89; Progressive But Too Independent 70-79; Watch List 60 – 69; Republican In Name Only 50 – 59; Deplorable 1 – 49. Each citizen will be required to use GeoTrack software so their movements can be monitored.
- Department of Defense will transition to Internal Defense.
- Voting Rights. Citizenship will be eliminated as a requirement to vote and each citizen can vote up to ten times.
- Reparations. All African Americans will be given one million dollars in lumpsum payments. It will not be taxed.
- Marijuana Fairness Act. Marijuana will be legalized across the country.
- 2nd Amendment Revoked. All guns will be turned in to local police stations no later than 1 September 2021. Hunting Rifle Centers will be established so during hunting season, rifles will be permitted in a lottery system for one week permits in duration.
- Medicare For All. Appointments will be rationed by local medical boards based on SMS scoring.
It is an exciting time to be a Joe Biden supporter. Our time has arrived!
The 53rd Regiment presents a guest author, Mr. Matthews Cooper. This is Matthews fourth article written exclusively for the 53rd Regiment. He is an old friend with very different views from the 53rd. Please share your feedback with Matthews and the 53rd in the comments section.
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