Rocky Mountains, Colorado Dateline 16 December 2019
In an old mining town
High in the Rockies
Lives the legend of Little Daddy Sherwood
An old abandoned Snowman, once loved by all
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
When the mining town thrived
Little Daddy Sherwood was the talk of the town
Always affable & joyful
His rival Frosty was nothing more than a fraudulent clown
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
As the gold dried up
The people started to leave
Little Dady Sherwood was dismayed and confused
In the end LDS was emotionally bereaved
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
No happy ending
LDS is not a Christmas Hallmark movie
Little Daddy Sherwood’s spirit is lonely
As the people believe he’s no longer groovy
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
One hundred years since LDS has seen people
Just birds, goats and lots of sheeple
Until he saw Dave on the side of the hill
Little Daddy Sherwood got quite the thrill
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
Dave saw LDS and thought What The Phuck
My mind is playing tricks or
It is Little Daddy Sherwood as Grandpa used to say
He’s real, he’s tall and its my lucky day
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
He’s lost, sad and downtrodden
Little Daddy Sherwood and Dave are fast Pals
Singing Christmas Carols and drinking hot whiskey
Unlike Frosty, LDS never melts
Its been 100 years and now he’s frisky
Little Daddy Sherwood, old and forgotten
Now he’s found, happy and contented
This is where our Christmas song ends
LDS and Dave are best of friends