Chinah Joe Kissing Santa Chairman Xi

Unattributed by #LGB

 

I saw Chinah Joe kissing Chairman Xi

Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn’t see Hunter creep

Down the stairs to take a leak

He thought he was back up in the Lincoln Bedroom

Licking Lyndsey Graham’s feet

 

Then I saw Chinah Joe tickle Chairman Xi

Underneath his double chin, so blubbery and saggy

Oh what a laugh it would have been

If Dr Jill had only seen

Chinah Joe sharing fortune cookies with Chairman Xi last night!

 

Then I saw Chairman Xi changing Chinah Joe’s Diaper

Right beside the East Room Christmas tree last night

Chinah Joe just didn’t see

Jen Psaki and Merrick Garland take a peek

Or hear that crazy Rachel Levine yelling ‘EEEEEEK!!

 

Oh what a laugh it would have been

If Floppy Mike and Barrack Hussein

Had seen Hunter, Dr Jill, Chairman Xi, Chinah Joe

Frank Luntz, Senator Lyndsey, Chuck Schumer and Drunk Nancy

In the White House jacuzzi under the mistletoe last night!!!!!!!

 

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Biden Christmas – A Disgrace in a Pear Tree

On the first day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
A 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the second day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the third day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the fourth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the fifth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the sixth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the seventh day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the eighth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Eight highly ineffective and grossly incompetent Cabinet Secretaries
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the ninth day of christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Nine Antifa scumbags with Squad endorsements for HS teachers
Eight highly ineffective and grossly incompetent Cabinet Secretaries
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the tenth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Ten percent for the Big Guy!
Nine Antifa scumbags with Squad endorsements for HS teachers
Eight highly ineffective and grossly incompetent Cabinet Secretaries
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Eleven more videos of Hunter with drugs and prostitues
Ten percent for the Big Guy!
Nine Antifa scumbags with Squad endorsements for HS teachers
Eight highly ineffective and grossly incompetent Cabinet Secretaries
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Joe Biden sent to me
Twelve  more Democratic Congressman compromised with China
Eleven more videos of Hunter with drugs and prostitues
Ten percent for the Big Guy!
Nine Antifa scumbags with Squad endorsements for HS teachers
Eight highly ineffective and grossly incompetent Cabinet Secretaries
Seven percent roaring inflation (7%!)
The foreign policy failure of all time  — the Afghanistan Withdrawal
Five contempt charges over Chuck Schumer’s January 6th Erection
Four Hunter Biden paintings
Three million illegal immigrants
Two federal vaccine mandates
And a 50% increase in gasoline prices!

Merry F’ing Christmas America from a disgraced, installed like a toilet, Joe Biden White House. 

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