The Swamp, Dateline January 17th, 2018
The Clown Car that is the White House Press Pool was on full display yesterday interrogating the White House physician, Navy Rear Adm. Dr. Ronny Jackson on President Trump’s health. Much to their disappointment, Dr. Jackson declared President Trump to be in “excellent health.”
As the phony Russian dossier and collusion loses steam, the press pushes a new false narrative that the president has dementia, or early onset Alzheimer’s disease or some other psychosis that would build the case to remove him from office. Once again, the press was very disappointed with the results when Dr. Jackson explained the cognitive exam he administered on President Trump resulted in a perfect score of 30 out of 30 questions answered correctly.
Here are a few of the “serious” questions asked by the press in the Clown Car during yesterday’s press conference:
ABC News chief White House correspondent Jonathan Karl asked, “Can you explain to me how a guy who eats McDonald’s and fried chicken and all those Diet Cokes and who never exercises is in as good of shape as you say he’s in?”
NBC News reporter Hallie Jackson noted that Trump’s weight put him just shy of obesity, based on body mass index, and asked the doctor, “You’re confident of that number? Dr. Jackson said yes.
Other gems included:
“Does the president watch too much TV?”
“Is he limited to one scoop of ice cream?”
“Did you address drug addiction?”
Much to the Clown Cars disappointment, President Trump is in “excellent health.” However, this hasn’t put their narrative to bed as they continue to question Dr. Jackson’s exam, the president’s health and his fitness to office. The only thing slowing the clown car down on this topic is #shithole gate which is the presses new foil for Trump being a racist. Clown Car madness continues.
On a more serious note, there are a few Clown Car questions:
- Who is driving the Clown Car? MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough or CNN’s Jay Tapper or maybe Jim Acosta
- Is the Clown Car gas, electric or foot powered?
- Is Keith Olberman or Stephen Colbert in charge of honking the horn?
- Did MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow or Laurence O’Donnell design the clown outfits?
- Who is funding the Clown Car?
- Who are the Dark Clowns?
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